Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants Domination - Gabi Endringer

2009-05-09T18:23:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo wants to be dominated in bed according to this Brazilian model Gabriela Endringer. More sexy photos and details of her relationship with Ronaldo here.

Do you believe her story?

Paris Hilton Denies Ronaldo Snub

2008-07-28T03:32:00.000-07:00

So either Niki Ghazian is lying or Paris Hilton is lying. I really don't like Paris Hilton but, on this issue, I tend to believe her than Niki. From showbizspy:

Socialite Paris Hilton has blasted recent reports she was turned down by soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, insisting she has never even met the Manchester United winger.

The 27-year-old hotel heiress was reported to have flirted with Cristiano when she spotted him at a Hollywood nightclub, but she claims the meeting never happened and she has eyes for only one man -- her boyfriend, Good Charlotte star Benji Madden.

She says, "I'm so in love with my boyfriend I don't even look at other guys.

Niki boasted in earlier reports that Cristiano picked her over Paris and that he and Niki spent a night in bed together.

Related:
Niki Ghazian: Kiss and Teller or Outright Liar

Niki Ghazian: Kiss and Teller or Outright Liar?

2008-07-28T03:07:00.000-07:00

Why do I get this feeling that this girl, Niki Ghazian, is nothing but an attention whore who'd say anything to get some free publicity. Consider what she's been telling the newsoftheworld about her supposed "sexperience" with our Cristiano:

It was restricted—but we made the best of a bad job and when you are in bed with the world's most gorgeous man you'll forgive him anything.

I'd be lying if I said the boot didn't get in the way—but the rest of his his body was incredible. He really took my breath away.

He didn't want to put any weight on his right leg, so he stayed on the bed resting his ankle while I moved around. It was the most amazing night ever.

I went to the bathroom and when I left him he was in a shirt and trousers. But a few minutes later he hobbled in without knocking, wearing nothing but a tiny pair of Emporio Armani tight underpants and his ankle boot.

He started to kiss me before leading me to the bedroom. It wasn't the most graceful manoeuvre—he had to hobble about because of his boot, but he still looked gorgeous.

Cristiano laid on the bed while I took my dress off. I wasn't wearing a bra and when I stood before him naked he seemed to like my body. Then we made out and it was the most amazing night ever—even though he was really worried about his ankle.
Swelling

Several times throughout the night he put some kind of ice pack down his boot to ease the swelling. He was desperate not to put it in jeopardy. But he did his best to make sure it did not bash me though and thanks to his athleticism he was able to control his foot just fine.

He was adamant his boot would stay on whatever happened.

What a kiss and tell slut, this girl is. We're not sure whether to believe anything she says but we agree with her following comment about David Beckham because we've also been saying it for sometime:

Having seen what Cristiano has to offer in that department Armani should employ him now as their underwear model. Beckham needs to step aside for a fitter, younger man.

Yeah that overrated David dude should just attend Olympic closing ceremonies.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend

2008-07-28T02:58:00.000-07:00

Aha. So this is what Cristiano's girlfriend looks like. Her name is Letizia Filippi, a 30-year-old Italian TV star who, in her own words, craves atttention and adoration.

I honestly don't know what to say. But if she makes our Cristiano happy then who are we to complain.

Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo Photo of the Day

2008-07-28T02:54:00.000-07:00

Hey, our Cristiano seems to be very fond of this kind of photo shoot; you know, him standing under the shower with water caressing his buffed body. What a gift to his female and gay fans.

Is Cristiano a Slave?

2008-07-28T02:35:00.001-07:00

Hah. There's an interesting dog-fight going on between between FIFA President Sepp Blatter and Manchester United's Alex Ferguson.

The FIFA head started the controversy when he likened Ronaldo's five-year contract with United 12 months to slavery. Understandably Sir Alex got pissed off and rather diplomatically stated that Sepp made an unfortunate statement:

"It was an unfortunate statement from someone in such a position as Sepp Blatter," Ferguson told a pre-match press conference. "Slavery was abolished many years ago.

"These days footballers can earn five or six million pounds a year. I do not want to dignify this kind of statement with a response but when you consider the history of slavery, it was a very unfortunate statement." [via dailymail]

If he's a slave he must be a very valuable slave because ordinary slaves are most likely going to be banned from walking on red carpets. But what's your take on the matter? Is Cristiano a slave or not?

Cristiano Ronaldo Gets a Tan

2008-07-28T02:20:00.000-07:00

Cristiano sunning himself in LA with a buddy. He's kinda burned though. Let's hope he is not over-tanning.

By the way, here's something I should have added in my previous post but hadn't. I think it also fits here. It's the interview with Manchester United's Alex Ferguson.

From timesonline:

How will you manage Ronaldo when he returns?
The boy loves to play football. He loves training. He’s always last off the field and that won’t change. The injury? Right now he can’t do any fitness work because he’s got the crutches, you see. He’s out of plaster in eight days’ time. At that point he will return to us to start rehabilitation.

It’s okay that he’s in LA?
There’s no harm in him going there. He’s gone to do a commercial thing. I think he’s signed up with a new commercial company, an LA-based company.

There are photographs of him in nightclubs . . .
Listen, I’ve got someone with him there. It's a load of rubbish. He’s not drinking for a start. They (newspapers) had him drinking vodka and that. I said to myself: “Drinking vodka?” I phoned my friend who’s with him and he says: “Boss, there’s no truth in that.” Ronaldo doesn’t drink, we know he doesn’t drink. Stories about some of the other stuff he’s doing are rubbish too.

You can read the rest of the interview here.

Photo credit: timesonline

Sir Alex Ferguson Defends Cristiano Ronaldo

2008-07-28T01:39:00.000-07:00

Thank you Sir Alex Ferguson for defending our Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's ignore those busybodies who are saying that Cristiano's getting big headed or something.

Here's Sir Alex defending Cristiano for being in LA:

"He (Ronaldo) was always scheduled to have this time off in Los Angeles," said Ferguson.

"There was no harm in going there. He was doing some commercial things. We have someone out there with him.

"All the stuff we have seen about him, well, it's a load of rubbish." [via skysports]

Loads of rubbish indeed.

Photo source: skysports

Cristiano Ronaldo Naked

2008-06-22T02:16:00.000-07:00

With a face like that and a body like that and a bulge like that, Cristiano Ronaldo so deserves to be a star.

If he's not a footballer, he can very well join Mario Lopez in showbiz [linked site is nsfw]

Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo is Number One

2008-06-22T02:06:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo says, "I beat Zac Efron and the Jonas Brothers in Google Trends." I says, "The hunk beats the twinks. Yay."
You can also see the result here.

Cristiano Ronaldo Bromance

2008-06-22T01:46:00.000-07:00

A friend asks, "If we send these guys to a Survivor-like island outside of civilization and leave them there for a year, do you think they'll end up doing each other?"

Dude, what kind of dirty-minded stupid question is that? Geeze.

That Other Ronaldo

2008-06-22T01:38:00.001-07:00

On that other Ronaldo's public disgrace for hiring a man disguised as a girl to hump, Cristiano Ronaldo has this to say, "Ha. Ha."

Naked Cristiano Ronaldo's Bulge

2008-06-22T01:23:00.000-07:00

With a bulge like that Cristiano Ronaldo can give Lukas Ridgeston a run for his money, no?

UPDATE: Check out this bigger than life Cristiano bulge -- with balls exposed too -- made by his superfans.

Cristiano Ronaldo Challenges Beckham to Play Butt Football

2008-06-22T01:16:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo says, "Hey David Beckham. I know you are supposed to be the 5th most famous celebrity but can you do this? Can you play "butt football"? Let's see you try it. If you can't do it, then you're a loser. Fifth most powerful celebrity, my ass."

Cristiano in Armani Shirt

2008-06-22T01:11:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo says, "Dude, I don't have to strip down to my underwear to look good in Armani. Did you hear that Becks, you slut?"

Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off Wet Butt

2008-06-22T01:00:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo says, "Let me show you the proof that my bubble but is cuter than David Beckham's. See. See."

The Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo

2008-06-22T00:05:00.000-07:00

Wow. Very fit physique. The guy behind the shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo sez, "Mmmm, I like your back side. Now, turn around will ya."

Silly Celebrity 100

2008-06-15T05:39:00.000-07:00

How silly is the Forbes Celebrity 100? Heck. It is the stupidest list of all time. If you read the comments section at Forbes a lot of people are questioning the ranking for missing big names like George Clooney, Bono, Cher, Elton John, etc.

I'm surprised as well why Justine Henin is there but Cristiano Ronaldo is not. Can someone explain this silliness to me. And Zac Efron is there while Cristiano is not. And the Jonas Brothers are there too.

This is the silliest list I've seen in years.

Cristiano Caricature II

2008-06-07T03:16:00.000-07:00

Those caricaturists just love to draw Cristiano Ronaldo don't they? This one's from insanesoccer.com. See the caricature of Cristiano we uploaded here.

Cristiano Ronaldo Earrings

2008-06-07T03:14:00.001-07:00

Wot? Wot? He wears earrings? Is he a girlie man? Dude, lighten up. Everyone wears earrings these days. It has nothing to do with gender.

Lock Necked Cristiano

2008-06-07T02:50:00.000-07:00

Har. Har. Har. A caricature of Cristiano Ronaldo by Niall O'Loughlin via sportcartoons. Once cartoonists are making caricatures of you, that means that you have arrived. Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo Naked

2008-06-07T02:44:00.000-07:00

Want to wrestle instead -- is what Cristiano Ronaldo appears to be saying here.

This Blog

2008-06-07T02:25:00.000-07:00

This blog is about Cristiano Ronaldo. Why am I blogging about him? Because I want to. And because I can.